Cincinnati Bengals Rookie QB Andy Dalton Can’t Be A Bud Spunkmeyer, Mark Sanchez..

by Timzilla 11.04.2011

After years of clinical therapy and reviewing mounds of junior high school 8mm game tape, I’ve finally accepted it. I was the second-best basketball player at my junior school. Dammit. I mean, sure, stories at cocktail parties have me as The Man. But as we’ll call him, Bud Spunkmeyer, was better. Dammit.  If I scored 20 [...]

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PREVIEW: Cincinnati Bengals (5-2) @ Tennesse Titan (4-3).

by Timzilla 11.03.2011

The 2011 Cincinnati Bengals. Never. A month ago I blogged the Bengals we’re in prime position to be 6-2 at the halfway mark. A couple weeks ago I proclaimed they’d make the playoffs. For it, I was ridiculed. I was mocked. I was berated. Yes, was even said to be a cootie carrier. Heck, Oddbounces own Nuff Johnson [...]

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“A.J. Green Just A Lot Of Noise Talking And Bad Routes,” Says Seattle Rookie DB.

by Timzilla 11.01.2011

Cincinnati Bengals WR may be on track to break several NFL rookie wide receiving records, but don’t tell that to Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman, a rookie fifth-round draft pick out of Stanford. Sherman was going back and forth with Green from the first quarter on, the two talking to each other after plays. After the [...]

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Be The First On Your Block – Order NEW Cincinnati Bengals “Who D?” Defense T-Shirt.

by Timzilla 10.31.2011

Who the hell are these guys, the national sports media is asking? What’s a Dunlap? An Atkins? Whossa Rey Mooga? Michael Johnson, huh? Leon, schmeon? The Who D? Get your new Bengals “Who D?” Defense t-shirt. Just $14.99. Comes in M, L, XL. White only. Contact us at: TheTimzilla@gmail.com. Usually ships in 2-3 working days. [...]

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Cincinnati Bengals “Who D?” Defense Helps Cement Game They Shoulda Lost, But Coulda Won, But Usually Lose In A.M.B. Era.

by Timzilla 10.31.2011

To Bengals fans pre-dating the Mike Brown era, yesterday’s closer-than-the-score-indicates 34-12 win over the Seattle Seahawks wasn’t like finding a mermaid or the Lochness Monster. Nope, we pre-MBs have seen a few wins like this before. But to Bengals A.M.B. (after Mike Brown) fans, it musta been like finding Big Foot, or the Lost City [...]

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Trick Or Treat: Will Bengals Finally Get Noticed With Win At Seattle?

by Nuff Johnson 10.28.2011

Until Sunday’s game at Seattle, the 2011 Cincinnati Bengals have been a pleasant surprise, locally. Nothing was expected – for legitimate reasons.  But after winning 4 of their first 6 and leaving their bye week mostly healthy, the Bengals have a chance to get noticed – but only if they win Sunday’s road game against Seattle. I’m [...]

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Dalton, Green & Nail-Eating, Beastly Running Back Trent Richarson – The 3ngles.

by Timzilla 10.22.2011

Alabama running back Trent Richardson. Can we have him, Mr. Brown? Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. I’ll brush my teeth every night for a month. We all know the national sports media egged the Bengals early on with one last-place prediction after another. Hell, I think a few “experts” [...]

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