Monthly Archives: September 2010

Let The Finger Pointing Begin. Terrell Owens: “It’s All Their Fault. Them Fat Guys There.”

2 Submitted by on Thu, 30 September 2010, 14:26
In times like this, I tend to look for a man far, far smarter than me – so smart in fact, many claim he’s The Man With Two Brains. “ANOINT MY HEAD, ANOINTY, ‘NOINTY … OH, POINTY BIRDS, OH, POINTY, POINTY. Well, guess what Bengals O-line – of the team’s offensive woes, wide receiver Terrell Owens is a POINTY POINTING right at Continue Reading...
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Geraldo The Oddbounces Jeanie: “Hey Cedric Benson – Run Silent, Run Deep, Will Ya.”

7 Submitted by on Thu, 30 September 2010, 06:47
Ah, recall those uneasy, restless autumn days gone by? Mid-October with the 0-5 Bengals already out of it. Hordes of players piping up. Unhappy. Whining. Grumbling. Bitching. Complaining. As Bengals fans we grew use to players turning faster than the leaves. But hey, it’s not even October and the Bengals are 2-1. So would someone please tell that to Cedric Benson....
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Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Number Nine.

8 Submitted by on Wed, 29 September 2010, 11:46
My favorite School House Rock ditty as a kid comes to mind when I hear the vitriol being spewed out over the airwaves in Cincinnati after the Bengals WIN Sunday 20-7 over the Carolina Kittens. Who is the target of the most bile heard spat since Dave Shula coached this team? Carson Palmer....
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Bengals Offense Like Donkeys On Ice – Unnerving, Unnatural. ‘Zilla, Lewis Agree.

5 Submitted by on Wed, 29 September 2010, 06:52
There’s three things in life I never expected – one, potbellied pigs on skateboards wearing cowboy boots drinking Red Bull. Two, marble-mouthed Warren Sapp on English-speaking TV as a paid sports commentator. And three, me agreeing with Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis on anything. Thanks to YouTube and NFL Network, check off one and two – and the Bengals over hydrated 20-7 win Continue Reading...
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NFL Disallows Bengals Sloppy Victory, Declares Panthers, Bengals Both Earn Losses.

6 Submitted by on Mon, 27 September 2010, 17:54
If there’s any justice in the world, that would have been today’s  headline following the soggy struggle for mediocrity between Cincinnati and Carolina yesterday in Charlotte.    Neither team played well enough to win and both teams’ offenses deserved a loss– or at the very least, they deserved to be put on Double Secret Probation.  Giving the Bengals a “W” for that Continue Reading...
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Hollywood’s Best Come Out In Force To Support Cincinnati Bengals Passing Game.

13 Submitted by on Thu, 23 September 2010, 09:08
Hail Hollywood! I mean, without them we’d never know which causes are important, the right candidates to support … or how Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis should handle the team’s passing game. “The Bengals passing game is the new Darfur,” says Hollywood’s George Clooney. “It needs our help. Our support. This is not a time to turn our backs. We have to take Continue Reading...
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Bengals D-Party Movement – Small Gov., Low Taxes And A Ratbirds Offense Pummelling.

4 Submitted by on Tue, 21 September 2010, 06:21
The Cincinnati Football Bengals held a D-Party March Sunday and the Ratbirds offense fortunately got caught underneath and dragged to a bloody 15-10 death at Paul Brown Stadium. Despite Ravens head coach John Harbaugh and middle linebacker Ray “Stab-Stab” Lewis’ childish post-game rants, the Ratbirds offense was pretty much D.O.A. from the game’s first few snaps. Was it a perfect game? Nay. Continue Reading...
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