Monthly Archives: June 2010

He’s Only Compared To A Horse's Ass Because, Well, He’s A Horse's Ass, Says Shipley.

6 Submitted by on Sat, 26 June 2010, 09:02
Ex-Bengal T.J. Houshmandzadeh was recently asked about the team’s new slot receiver Jordan Shipley, a third-round pick out of the University of Texas. Said Houshmandzadeh of Shipley: “He’s only compared to Wes Welker because he’s white and to me because he’s in Cincinnati and he plays the slot.” Hmmm. For some reason Houshmandzadeh skips over the fact Welker and Shipley Continue Reading...
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COMING SOON: ODDbouncesTV

0 Submitted by on Fri, 25 June 2010, 05:24
ODDBOUNCES NEWS – In couple weeks, we’ll be launching a new site … and ODDbouncesTV, the world’s first and only online video channel dedicated to Cincinnati Bengals football. Through our new ODDbounces Internet TV Platform, you can stream ODDbouncesTV content to your PC … and your mobile device. We’ll also be accepting and featuring user-generated content. Stay tuned....
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Cincinnati Bengals’ Runaway General?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 24 June 2010, 06:31
Bengals fans have two questions on their minds. One, will there be a congressional investigation in the mysterious, JFK-like death of actor Gary Coleman. Two, how is Bengals owner Mike Brown’s delay in signing Cedric Benson effecting Marvin Lewis’ future with the team? And does Lewis have a future in Cincinnati? In this month’s Rolling Stone, writer Stevie Weaslemeyer was Continue Reading...
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Cincinnati Bengals Count On Rookies And Terrible Twos In '10.

0 Submitted by on Wed, 23 June 2010, 06:40
By Timzilla There’s only three things that scare me. One, the idea of Canada with a nuclear weapon. Two, carnies (yup, small hands). Three, the Cincinnati Bengals counting on hordes of rookies and second-year players to shore up the team’s weak spots. That’s why 2010 could be the worst of times or best of times for the defending AFCN champs. Continue Reading...
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Bengals WR Ochocinco Lands First Big Hollywood Gig – Office Max Rubberband Man Re-Make.

0 Submitted by on Mon, 21 June 2010, 05:29
HOLLYWOOD – June 21, 2010 – According to Hollywood Internet rag PRhound.com, enigmatic Cincinnati Bengals WR Ochocinco has landed his first big Hollywood gig – a remake of the iconic Office Max commercial, Rubberband Man. According to PRhound.com reporter Bill Bergey, The Ocho was chosen because of his reputation for having a “rubberband-like” body. “And because of his immense appeal Continue Reading...
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WhomDey203 Takes Me To Task. Okay, So What Else Is New?

0 Submitted by on Fri, 18 June 2010, 05:53
By Timzilla Just when I thought it was safe to vacation on a beach in Fla’s Panhandle, and to assume I know something about football, an Oddbounces reader puts me straight, as did WhomDey203 earlier this week in an email that let’s say not only questioned my manhood, but my football acumen. Hey, you can poke around my manhood all Continue Reading...
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Wrong Bengals' Star Was Dancing. It Shoulda Been Two-Stepin' Palmer, Instead.

0 Submitted by on Thu, 17 June 2010, 07:18
By Timzilla Sometimes Hollywood gets it wrong, ya know. Well, actually they get it wrong a lot … I mean, have you ever seen a Jennifer Lopez movie? It just doesn’t get much wronger than that. The same’s true for the most recent season of Dancing With The Stars, which mercifully ended a few weeks back with minor casualties, notwithstanding  Continue Reading...
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