Monthly Archives: May 2010

I Visited The NFL, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt. And $3.185 Million.

0 Submitted by on Sun, 30 May 2010, 06:42
By Timzilla  Hi, I’m Timzilla. And I admit it. I have a problem.  Okay, lots of problems. Many, many problems. But none more haunting, more debilitating, more paralyzing than Jerome Simpson rattling around in my head like say, Who Let The Dogs Out? Woof. Woof. Woof.  C’mon, after that damned song plays on the radio, it lingers in your brain like bad garlic breath.  Yup, Continue Reading...
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Under The Big Top: A 3-Ring Circus of CRAZY Shackled To Bengals Roster.

0 Submitted by on Fri, 21 May 2010, 17:12
By Nuff Johnson  I was just informed by a close friend about a highly unusual distinction earned by our 2010 Cincinnati Bengals. My friend, whose identity must remain anonymous to protect his celebrity status (I’ll call him “Jack”), sent me a listing of “The 50 Craziest Athletes Of All Time”.      While the biggest concentration of players on this illustrious list are from MLB and the Continue Reading...
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Hey Chad: Your Play Date Is Over– Get Back To Work, Dammit.

0 Submitted by on Thu, 20 May 2010, 04:35
By Nuff Johnson OK, I admit it.  I’m not proud of it, but I can no longer deny it.  It’s just that it went on so much longer than I had expected, and now that it’s over, I need to come clean.   Before you can say “Whatchu talkinbout, Willis?”, I’ll tell you what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about “Dum Dum” Chad and Continue Reading...
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Roethlisberger Offers Olive Branch to Alma Mater, Shaft to Unsuspecting Intern.

2 Submitted by on Sat, 15 May 2010, 14:16
By Nuff Johnson   At first glance it looked as if Ben Roethlisberger was attempting to clean up his tattered image by reaching out to his alma mater, Miami University.  In an Oddbounces exclusive, rookie intern Kim Kimmy discovered that Roethlisberger informed Miami University Board of Trustees that, with nothing but time on his hands, he would like to service the university and reach out to the student Continue Reading...
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Cincinnati Bengals TE Reggie Kelly. The Perfect Pour.

1 Submitted by on Fri, 14 May 2010, 06:23
By Timzilla  My guess, there isn’t a kid on earth with a Reggie Kelly poster thumb-tacked to his or her bedroom wall. Yet, Kelly is the poster child for athletes actually deserving of bedroom wall status.  And while I believe the biggest move this offseason was drafting OK TE Jermaine Gresham (in fact, Gresham is the most important draft pick since the Bengals Continue Reading...
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FREE ODDBOUNCES T-SHIRT. MAYBE.

3 Submitted by on Thu, 13 May 2010, 03:53
Lucky for you, ODDBOUNCES owns the sweatiest sweat shops in the world, so we can pass the savings on to you – our loyal readers. And that’s why we’re giving away 5 free ODDBOUNCES t-shirts. Free, dude. (click image to enlarge). But not so fast, Hoss. To win you must – in 25 words or less – state why you think ODDBOUNCES Continue Reading...
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Why I Like Cincinnati Bengals Fans. We're Football-Smart, And We Don't Pee In Public.

0 Submitted by on Wed, 12 May 2010, 06:20
By Timzilla  Through the years my job has taken me from sea to shining sea, and beyond. Everywhere from Anchorage and Nome, Alaska for many starts and finishes to the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, to New York for client appearances on the Late Night with David Letterman show. And along the way I’ve met just about every brand of football fan imaginable. Bottom Continue Reading...
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