NFL Network's Rich Eisen shown leaving Janeane Garofalo book signing, being question about The Cameron Conspiracy
By Timzilla
With the collective bargaining agreement between the NFL and its players now expired, and no real progress having been made at the negotiating table, either the players will strike the 2011 season, or the far more likely outcome being a league-wide lock-out by the owners. Bottom line fans, there will be no NFL football in 2011.
Or will there?
Led by our free college intern Jimmy Jyms, an Oddounces undercover investigation has learned the The NFL Network is conspiring with the league and movie director James Cameron to digitize the upcoming 2010 season, and then simply repackage and re-run it in 2011 as an entirely new season.
Posing as a former production assistant for those award-winning MoveOn.org YouTube clips, Jyms was whole-heartedly welcomed in by Eisen as an NFL Network go-fer boy, where the free college intern soon overheard several private meetings between Eisen, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Cameron.
“It’s amazing what they’re planning to do,” said Jyms. “The technology is just mind-blowing. If there is a lock-out, they’re going re-run the 2010 season in 2011, pretending they’re all new games. With Cameron’s special effects technology from Avatar, they can make Cowboys uniforms look like the Eagles, and the Bengals like the Colts. They can even make Palmer look like Manning, and Mark Sanchez like Christy Brinkley, with those really pretty eyes.”
How New Giants QB Eli Manning will appear during 2011 season. Obviously they're still working out a few bugs.
In Cuba accepting another award for Avatar, Cameron was unavailable for comment. However, Jyms did corner the elusive Eisen at a Janeane Garofalo book signing where he refused comment, shouting only that Oddbounces isn’t a real news organization, and we’ll soon be hearing from his attorney group of Dewey Cheatem & Howe. Oddbounces will stay on top of this breaking story, and we promise not to distort too many facts.
