By Higgy Smalls
Regardless of what our favorite Oddbounces blogger Timzilla thinks about Chad Funny Name, I say bully to Cha Cha Cinco!
Heading out to try Cha Cha's new nude workout regime.
While we’ve all watched the whirlwind of off-season trades with heightened interest and perpetual hope that the Bengals would finally do something, they’ve been about as active as my 90-year old grandpa after poppin’ a Vicoden on a warm Sunday afternoon.
For this reason, I say thank goodness we have Cha Cha. At least we’re in the news once in awhile and people don’t think we’ve pulled a Cleveland Ravens or Baltimore Browns, or whatever they’re called, and pulled out of town in the middle of the night.
Terrell Owens – nope. Santonio Holmes – nope. These are guys who like catchin’ the ball so they wouldn’t fit in well with our quasi-passing scheme. I know, we did take Antonio Bryant and seem pleased with our receiving corps to date…hmmmm.
My old college buddy listening to Marvin talk about the 2010 draft prospects for the Bengals.
Geesh, even Marvin doesn’t seem too concerned with doing much differently or approaching the upcoming draft with much more than a get together to see what happens, stating, “We’re kind of letting the draft board pick our player…” Great, we’re not even going to make the picks, apparently the board is. Once again, thank goodness for Cha Cha!
Did you check out that Reebok commercial? Isn’t that pretty cool? Dancing with the Stars? Cue Cha Cha Cinco. How about making the news after getting caught working out naked? Check (hey, at least the guy was working out!).
These are all newsworthy endeavors and help keep the Bengal’s in the news. Without Chad Ocho Cha Cha Funny Name Cinco Johnson, what would we talk about? What would we be doing? Discussing the riveting bolstering of our roster and the palpable excitement of the upcoming draft where we plan on letting the board pick our player? Chad! We need you. Do something that makes the news, that gets us talking, that allows us to have a discussion around the Bengals. I just wish you wouldn’t have taken that name and ticked off my friend Timzilla. He so wanted to call himself Ochozilla.
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Hey Higgers, the only thing remotely “Ocho” zilla about me is, it sorta sounds like “moocho” … of course referencing my moocho superior intellect!
By the way Higgers, did you photoshop that intertude dude’s belly?
It was either that or have hapless Oddbounces readers randomly puking on their keyboards at work while pretending to read the bosses reports.
Whoa! … … “hapless Oddbounces readers” … ???? … hey readers, he called you that, not me … so send all emails to Higgers!
Hapless = unlucky. In that some “unlucky” Oddbounces reader sees those old ugly fat men and puke on their keyboard. The way I see it, I’m the protector of keyboards everywhere!