Monthly Archives: April 2010

This Dude's Analysis of the 2010 NFL Draft

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 April 2010, 15:54
By Higgy Smalls I wasn’t really sure what to expect this year as I watched the NFL draft in Prime Time Baby! Nothing like telling the wife that I had to sit in the basement with a cold brew and watch the draft as part of my research for Oddbounces. Score one for the good guys! BTW – Nuff, Timzilla Continue Reading...
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Is Carson Palmer This Generation's Boomer Esiason? Now You See Him, Now He's Traded.

0 Submitted by on Wed, 28 April 2010, 07:25
By Timzilla It’s hard to believe the Cincinnati Bengals’ Carson Palmer is about the same age as Boomer Esiason when the popular lefty QB was traded to the New York Jets prior to the 1993 season. So, obviously the Bengals have a proven track record for dropping the axe on 30+ QB’s.   As hard as it is to fathom, might this Continue Reading...
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Cincinnati Bengals Get #1 Player at #1 Priority. The Rest is Gravy.

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 April 2010, 14:41
By Nuff Johnson It’s been said you can’t judge the effectiveness of a team’s Draft for a few years. That’s because it takes at least that long to determine which players will stick, which slide off, and which get arrested, er, I mean, become a core member of your team.     Regardless of the overall “grade” for their collective work in a given draft Continue Reading...
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Bengals Marvin Lewis Dons Dreads To Celebrate Jermaine Grasham's Arrival.

1 Submitted by on Sun, 25 April 2010, 07:05
By Timzilla  Okay, the 2010 NFL Draft and its broadway spectacle, primetime experiment is finally in the can. As is the Draft’s flagship hairdo, Mel Kiper … and all those expensive TV graphics. Yup, all’s  been carefully placed into storage for another year, except for the magical Official NFL Draft Podium which is cryogenically frozen, and of course kept at Rich Eisen’s Malibu penthouse Continue Reading...
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NFL Draft Day Two Brings More Babies To Bengals, NFL.

2 Submitted by on Sat, 24 April 2010, 07:23
By Timzilla “You know, our S.W.A.T. team sucks at flanking suspects at the 2 o’clock and 8 o’clock positions, and perimeter placements to the north and south .. and our stupid sharp-shooters are Mayberry level … and don’t even get me started on how bad we suck as hostage negotiations!”  If sports were law enforcement, good chance that’s a blog Continue Reading...
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NFL DRAFT SPECIAL: Bengals Take TE No. 1; Player Video Segments Should Lead To Human Rights Violations Against ESPN.

4 Submitted by on Fri, 23 April 2010, 05:36
By Timzilla It was horrible to see. Distrurbing on so many levels. We’re not sure of the recovery time. Doctors say it could days, maybe months … even years. No one really knows. Not to mention the resulting scars, hot flashes and nightmares I could experience.  C’mon, where were the human rights groups? I mean, aren’t we putting on trial three Continue Reading...
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Geraldo The Oddbounces Jeanie Predicts Hot, New Catch Phrase For Tonight's NFL Draft.

2 Submitted by on Thu, 22 April 2010, 05:25
By Timzilla Here at Oddbounces World Headquarters on NFL draft day (one of many 2010 draft days), it came to our attention that each year TV draft drones introduce new and exciting catch phrases into the American sports lexicon. Like in 2003, Chris Berman of ESPN first exposed us to the idea certain NFL prospects have an upside. Since then Continue Reading...
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