Monthly Archives: February 2010

Can We Picture 81 and 85 Together? Do We Want to?

0 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2010, 16:07
By Higgy Smalls, contributing writer @OGOchoCinco – Can y’all please tweet @terrellowens and tell him to get his bags packed ann head to Cincy, not now but right now!! Can you picture 81 and 85? That’s it, that’s the tweet Ochocinco sent out recently claiming Terrell Owens should be a Bengal in 2010. (pause – I’ve stopped writing because I Continue Reading...
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Oddbounces: Seeking SWF, and Staff Writers

0 Submitted by on Sun, 21 February 2010, 07:13
Unbeknownst to Oddbounces readers, our staff idiots of  Timzilla, Nuff Johnson and Houdino all have real jobs. The ‘Zilla works for Homeland Security specializing in genitalia bomb removal … Houdino is a Barrack Obama teleprompter tech-team roady … and Nuff is lead singer for the acid rock band, Nuns of Puffinstuff. As a result, we have an immediate opening to Continue Reading...
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Saints Fans Still Goggling for Confirmation.

0 Submitted by on Sun, 21 February 2010, 06:26
By MeanJoe Gene, contributing writer It’s been what, a couple weeks now? SINCE THE SAINTS WON THE SUPER BOWL! You have to understand, I grew up in Nar’lins. During all those 0’fer seasons. Zero division championships. Zero NFC Championships. Hell, zero winning seasons. Zero everything. And here I am, sitting on my couch a couple weeks later still taking it Continue Reading...
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If Lewis Hadn’t Killed The Passing Game, It Could Have Been Us Winning The Super Bowl And Looking Stupid Chanting Who Dey.

2 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2010, 09:51
By Timzilla It was the 2007 season finale against the Dolphins in Miami and I was entering the stadium concourse where a small child approached wearing an orange bandana.  I first saw his gang sign before hearing the chant … huh-de. Soon after an 80-year-old man passed saying the same, huh-de.  Then a transgendered, cross-dressing transvestite from South Beach nodded Continue Reading...
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Super Bowl Teams Get “Passing” Grades, With “Flying” Colors. So Where Does That Leave Us?

0 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2010, 18:24
By Timzilla If you’re anything like me, you probably watched yesterday’s Super Bowl petting your pet Boa, wearing a wild animal on your head, sipping a cold one (protected with a nifty corporate keep-cool, zip-up beer jacket), of course. I mean, who doesn’t. So there I was watching authentic, gin-U-wine Super Bowl footballs zinging around south Florida like live bullets Continue Reading...
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Warren "Slapp" Charged With Domestic Battery.

0 Submitted by on Sun, 07 February 2010, 11:02
By Timzilla Warren Sapp, the most talentless talking head in football broadcasting history, has been charged with domestic battery in South Florida. Thankfully today he will not be part of the NFL Network’s Super Bowl coverage. The marble-mouthed Sapp is charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery and is expected to appear before a Miami-Dade County judge later today. Continue Reading...
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