Monthly Archives: January 2010

Five Simples Words Define Cincinnati Bengals 2009 Season.

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 January 2010, 08:07
By Timzilla If the 2009 Cincinnati Bengals offense aimed for balance it clearly over ran the mark. In leading up to the team’s second playoff game in 19 years, quarterback Carson Palmer and wide receiver Chad Ochocinco both said it. Five simple words. “It all starts with Cedric.” Wow, those simple words represented a sea change in the land of Continue Reading...
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President Obama Appoints Self To New Role: NFL Point Czar

0 Submitted by on Fri, 22 January 2010, 11:07
By Nuff Johnson In the wake of the political kryptonite exploding on Massachusettes’ election Tuesday, President Barrack Obama is doing an end-run faster than a speeding bullet. Realizing his lofty health care reform plan is on life support, Obama has abruptly shifted focus towards another American icon: NFL football. Apparently tinkering with banks, automobile manufacturers, the nation’s monetary policy and Continue Reading...
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Wall Street Journal Clocks NFL Game Action; Oddbounces Runs Highly Expensive Parallel Research.

0 Submitted by on Thu, 21 January 2010, 05:58
By Timzilla Some recent not-a waste-of-time-at-all research conducted by the Wall Street Journal found the actual time of play during an NFL game to be just under 11 minutes (the time between the ball being snapped, and the play being whistled dead). And the average telecast devotes 56 percent to showing replays … commercials take up about an hour … Continue Reading...
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Oops! Goodell Accidentally Gives Marvin Lewis "NFL Coach of the Year" Award.

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2010, 12:36
  By Nuff Johnson  You could still see specs of yellow  on the face of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell as he stepped to the podium.  It was Goodell’s second trip to the podium, the first of which was to announce that Marvin Lewis had received the “NFL Coach of the Year” award.  The second announcement was a bit more difficult Continue Reading...
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Bengals 2009 Season Report Card: Offense

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2010, 09:31
By Houdino With a week to shed the emotional disappointment of a playoff loss, it’s time to objectively grade the Bengals’s season position by position. Today, we’ll review the offense. You might want to hide this report card from your dad. Quarterback. Thank God we’re not grading QB Carson Palmer on a Pass/Fail. Because the pass failed. Although a steadying Continue Reading...
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Geraldo The Oddbounces Jeannie Is Granting Three Wishes. Do You Keep Or Throw Current WRs Out Of Bounds?

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2010, 08:06
By Timzilla Okay, it’s a Saturday and you’re rummaging through an old abandon house at the end of your block, as we all do each week. And poof, you come across a strange bottle. Naturally you rub it, and poof, out comes a Jeannie. No, sorry, you don’t get Barbara Eden. Your Jeannie is named Geraldo. That’s right, Geraldo The Continue Reading...
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For 2010, Run-First Bengals Must Avoid Another 'One’s Company' Production.

0 Submitted by on Sun, 17 January 2010, 07:42
By Timzilla Next to maybe Arnold and Willis, Crissy-Janet was the best one-two combo of the last 25 years. “Boy, that Crissy could get to the outside on a scene,” super-famous TV producer Garnell Pith-Parnell once said. “And that Janet was a solid between-the-gaffers gal.” With the Bengals flip-flop systems strategy (having the run flip and the pass flop), why Continue Reading...
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