by Houdino
08.23.2010
Over the weekend, I was conducting field research on my latest preoccupation, the mating habits of hot celebrit…err, monotremes, when I had an epiphany about Andre Smith.
What, you don’t know monotremes? Well, you haven’t been spending enough time at Oddbounces then, have you? Long-time ‘bouncers come here all the time for just these sort of [...]
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by Timzilla
08.22.2010
Let us bow our heads and give thanks. We’re three games into this meat grinder called NFL Preseason, and so far just one player lost for the year. Just one. So far. But as Nuff tells us – close your eyes and hold your breath.
In the Friday Night Lights against the dangerous Philadelphia Eagles at PB Stadium, the Boys In [...]
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Does The Simpson Puzzle Get Solved In 2010?
by Timzilla on 09/03/2010 · 0 comments
Bengals WR Jerome Simpson has puzzled coaches for two years.
I said it here a week ago. Or maybe a month ago (oh, I forget … time has no meaning trapped down here in a Colombian coal mine). The 2010 knee-season, oops, I mean pre-season, was all about Jerome Simpson. Okay, toss in a little, tiny, itsy-bitsey bit of Pacman and Matt Jones. But this pre-season was all Jerome.
So, do we write off the two “developmental” seasons? Admit defeat? Cut our losses? Blame Bush? Get drunk, and then blame Bush? Or do we saddle up, again, for year three? Remember, this pre-season was all about Jerome. But as Yoda told us in the greatest movie ever made, The Empire Strikes Back … “there is another.”
And his name is Mr. D.Z. Briscoe. Read the full article →
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